Yes, I'm back at it again. But seriously, when Chicago public transportation presents me so many opportunities to capture people at their worst, I don't see how I can, in my right mind, ignore it. Or, apparently, not photograph it.
We've all seen gentlemen like this. From what I gather, after turning a certain age, pants as we know them are no longer correctly engineered. The potato-shaped lower abdomen area (in older women most affectionately referred to as a "FUPA") requires the pants to be worn very low, or, as we can see in this case, very, very high.
What struck me as odd in this particular fellow's case, however, is the sheer enormity of his lower gut and the almost incredulous height at which he has chosen to wear his pants. Either he is the victim of an exceptionally gross instance of self negligence, or he is smuggling Elian Gonzalez back into the country. And if the latter is in fact true, I must say, job well done. Name me a customs agent willing to get to the bottom of that case and I'll show you a guy who should not be out mingling with the general public.
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